When it comes to my job, I'm perfect! And I can prove it...
When I took over this position several years back, I moved things into the current century and the amount of errors dropped dramatically. In fact after one year on the job, I had NO errors - and things continued like this year after year.
When I went on maternity leave, I was afraid that A) They'd figure out how little I do thereby depleting my job and/or B) that I'd come back to a hot mess.
Neither happened thank god.
But with every passing week, there's a new error that sprouts. And it can all stem back to when I was home with my Lovie and others were filling my shoes.
See, I am perfect.
15 minutes my darling...