So that's that and this is it... Lovie's portrait of ... Me:
I stood by her as she created this. She kept looking at me and saying, "Ok now for the ... ears!" or whatever it was she drew next. She didn't look at me for the face, eyes, hair, or nose because I guess those she knows by heart. The rest she looked at me and studied me for 2.2 seconds before adding to her masterpiece.
So here's the breakdown, per Lovie:
Truth of the matter is, she's got it about right: I'm a blob.