It's Monday so why not talk about stuff that bugs the crap out of me... more specifically, sounds that annoy me:
NAIL CLIPPING in a public area. Do it in the privacy of your own home, asshat.
CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN. Come on. I don't need to wonder if that's peanut butter you're enjoying with your chips.
WHINING. Child or adult, or even cat. Young or old. STFU already.
DORA. If you tell me one more time to "Say it with me" I'll scream.
DIEGO. If you tell me one more time to "Shout it!" I'll cut you.
CAILLOU. See Whining.
HIGH PITCH, NASALLY TONES from the lady that sits behind me at work. I'm not sure how I haven't screamed at her yet.
MOTORCYCLE MUFFLERS. Too loud for my old ears.
COUNTRY TWANGY MUSIC. No thanks.
KIDZ BOP. Really?