If not for the intense, infuriating mood swings
or the indubitable
desire to drown in crap food,
the killer cramps and horror show scene in the
toilet will reveal: I have my period.
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Heh sorry for being so graphic but man does this feel good to get out. Thanks Trifecta!
Oh God! Descriptions like that make me glad I'm a man. Well done!
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ReplyDeleteThat...is rather graphic lmao The horror...!
Hilarious! I love it!
ReplyDeleteEating here...
ReplyDeleteExactly except I call it O.J. Simpson. Kinda bad. Stuffing my face currently!!!
ReplyDeleteThe one and only good thing about getting old. The freedom!
ReplyDeleteAwesome imagery! And so very true. Great use of hyperbole!
ReplyDeleteGreat hyperbole and very vivid!
ReplyDeleteoh, I dont miss those days at all!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, PMS. The only thing that can make me look forward to my period.
ReplyDeleteIt's been awhile,but your piece brought it all back, like it was yesterday ! Well done.
ReplyDeleteGraphic and great choice of words. Well done
ReplyDeleteLoved the perfect portrayal of the monthly visitor...thank god I'm over all that! ;-)
ReplyDeleteBeen there... I could add few more TMI bullet points, but I won't, we'd scare too many people. Perfect description.
ReplyDeleteTummy turning true! *grimace* Good job with the hyperbole for sure!
ReplyDeleteUm. Yuk. [working on understatement now]
ReplyDeleteIs that really a hyperbole or an accurate accounting of facts?
ReplyDeleteUgh,so glad that its all a thing of the past now,lol!Fierce piece;-)
ReplyDeleteGraphic, but accurate. Well done.
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