February 15, 2013

33 words: Hyperbole

 
If not for the intense, infuriating mood swings
or the indubitable desire to drown in crap food,
the killer cramps and horror show scene in the
toilet will reveal: I have my period.
 
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Heh sorry for being so graphic but man does this feel good to get out. Thanks Trifecta!

19 comments:

  1. Oh God! Descriptions like that make me glad I'm a man. Well done!

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  2. o__O

    That...is rather graphic lmao The horror...!

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  3. Exactly except I call it O.J. Simpson. Kinda bad. Stuffing my face currently!!!

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  4. The one and only good thing about getting old. The freedom!

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  5. Awesome imagery! And so very true. Great use of hyperbole!

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  6. oh, I dont miss those days at all!

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  7. Ahhh, PMS. The only thing that can make me look forward to my period.

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  8. It's been awhile,but your piece brought it all back, like it was yesterday ! Well done.

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  9. Graphic and great choice of words. Well done

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  10. Loved the perfect portrayal of the monthly visitor...thank god I'm over all that! ;-)

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  11. Been there... I could add few more TMI bullet points, but I won't, we'd scare too many people. Perfect description.

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  12. Tummy turning true! *grimace* Good job with the hyperbole for sure!

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  13. Um. Yuk. [working on understatement now]

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  14. Is that really a hyperbole or an accurate accounting of facts?

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  15. Ugh,so glad that its all a thing of the past now,lol!Fierce piece;-)

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