In case I forget...10 signs it's Two Thousand Twelve:
* Mr. Rogers is dead and Dora won’t shut the fuck up.
* Neil Armstrong is in the news… because he passed away. L
* Smart phone: I’m in instant contact with anyone via phone, text, email, social media; I can look anything up via google; I can order anything via Amazon, etc... All without moving more than my finger and hand.
* I have friends. (Thanks be to the internet.)
* I’m married and have a kid.
* 21 Jump Street is (was) a movie on the big screens.
* I have a mortgage.
* Lovie can watch whatever show she wants when she wants, and can be heard saying things like “no I don’t want you to pause it” and be referring to live TV.