February 16, 2012

throw that puppy in reverse: the reverse bucket list

1.  become a vegetarian/vegan. and give up burgers and steaks? screw that.
2.  wear a bikini. and give up burgers and steaks and french fries and cereal and chips and ice cream? screw that.

3.  run a marathon. and give up burgers and steaks and... you see a pattern? yeah, me too.
4.  weigh what i should for my height. see #'s 1-3 for proof.
5.  have my own TLC show. i just don't see it happening.
6.  be 16 and pregnant or a Teen Mom. i'm already too old, duh.

7.  wear matching outfits with the hubs and Lovie. just... no.
8.  pose in Playboy. ew. trust me.
9.  find the shows Happy Endings and Courgartown even a little funny. i've tried. i have. they suck ass.
10. get a Brazilian wax. hells to the no. i'd rather give up eating meat first.

3.) Create a reverse bucket list that names the top ten things you never want to do. (Inspired by The Hairpin)


  1. I would never run a marathon. The only time I run is if I am chasing a kid or someone is chasing me with a large knife.

  2. I like this reverse bucket list! Funny idea!

  3. I love this idea- the reverse bucket list! I might have a hard time stopping at 10 things though...

  4. Omg, that burger looks SO good! Now I'm hungry for lunch, and it's only 10am, Ha!

  5. Hysterical! And there is something very disturbing about that family photo...kind of creeps me out.

    I think your list is my favorite out of all the ones I've read so far!

  6. hahaha...no matching outfits?? It would be so cute ;-)

  7. Hear, hear! I'm totally with you!


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