I can't take much more of this.
I was really sick last week with a ridiculous cough that left my entire body aching every day. As a result I went to the doctor and started taking antibiotics.
Well... what happens when you take antibiotics? Hmmm? Not sure about you, but I generally get diarrhea when I take antibiotics. And if that's not fun enough, I also tend to get fucking yeast infections.
So not only does my butthole hurt from constantly shitting, but I could just sit here scratching my crotch all fucking day long.
DEAR GOD WHY WON'T THIS SHIT WORK ALREADY?!!