Trying not to topple over
while crouching underneath the table to hide
(despite being all alone in the house),
the paranoid, oversized woman
licks honey married with melted butter from her warm biscuits.
~ linking these 33 words up with Trifecta ~
Mmmm...honey married with melted butter - that's a match made in heaven. (Typed from underneath my desk :))
ReplyDeleteHoney on anything is always better. As always, your humor tickles me!!!
ReplyDeleteI could picture (doing) this... Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteand everyone wonder why she's oversized
ReplyDeleteI like how you described the biscuits. That made me relate to the woman big time.
ReplyDeleteThere is an element of sadness here. Very well written.
ReplyDeletebeen there - done that - perfectly worded!
ReplyDeleteReading this made me feel sad. There is so much about this woman in these few words.
ReplyDeleteThat's sad. ): She shouldn't have to hide to avoid ridicule.
ReplyDeleteIf no one sees you eat it, the calories don't count. Simple law of biology.
ReplyDeleteHoney and hot buttered scones (British for biscuits) is my idea of teatime heaven!
ReplyDeleteSounds good.
ReplyDeleteGood one :)
ReplyDeleteThis makes me sad. :(
ReplyDeleteGuilty pleasure of an oversized woman. Sad tale.
ReplyDeleteLOL!So funny-loved the cute take on the prompt:-)
ReplyDeleteYum - there really is nothing better than butter and honey on warm biscuits. Love this! :-D
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